<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24043874</id><updated>2011-04-21T21:06:39.047+02:00</updated><title type='text'>Chronicles of Mark</title><subtitle type='html'>Stories from my life in parallel universes</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://markisevil.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24043874/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://markisevil.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Mark</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03696792814999431451</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.flickr.com/buddyicons/69583547@N00.jpg?1098862318'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>24</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24043874.post-117232879847309121</id><published>2007-02-24T15:51:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2007-02-24T15:53:18.490+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Blog: Change of Address</title><content type='html'>&lt;div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"&gt;&lt;p&gt;Right, I can post to this &lt;span&gt;blog&lt;/span&gt; using Flock, but that's not a good enough solution, so I'm migrating manually (very low tech), meaning that this blogspot address has to change. My new address will be: &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p/&gt;&lt;DIV align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 130%;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://chroniclesofmark.blogspot.com/"&gt;http://chroniclesofmark.blogspot.com/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;p/&gt;&lt;p&gt;There's also an &lt;a href="http://chroniclesofmark.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default"&gt;RSS feed&lt;/a&gt; (you'll have to update this yourself) and an &lt;a href="http://www.feedburner.com/fb/a/emailverifySubmit?feedId=598570"&gt;email feed&lt;/a&gt; (email subscriptions should be updated automatically). All further updates will be at the new address, and I'm sorry for any inconvenience.&lt;br/&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24043874-117232879847309121?l=markisevil.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://markisevil.blogspot.com/feeds/117232879847309121/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24043874&amp;postID=117232879847309121' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24043874/posts/default/117232879847309121'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24043874/posts/default/117232879847309121'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://markisevil.blogspot.com/2007/02/blog-change-of-address.html' title='Blog: Change of Address'/><author><name>Mark</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03696792814999431451</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.flickr.com/buddyicons/69583547@N00.jpg?1098862318'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24043874.post-117232365929139264</id><published>2007-02-24T14:25:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2007-02-24T14:27:40.136+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Blog: Blogger Blues</title><content type='html'>&lt;div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;"Woke up this morning..." &lt;/i&gt;with Blogger blues. I can't log in to Old Blogger, and I can't migrate this blog to New Blogger, so it's going to take a while to sort things out. I'll be back soon.&lt;i&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24043874-117232365929139264?l=markisevil.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://markisevil.blogspot.com/feeds/117232365929139264/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24043874&amp;postID=117232365929139264' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24043874/posts/default/117232365929139264'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24043874/posts/default/117232365929139264'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://markisevil.blogspot.com/2007/02/blog-blogger-blues.html' title='Blog: Blogger Blues'/><author><name>Mark</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03696792814999431451</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.flickr.com/buddyicons/69583547@N00.jpg?1098862318'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24043874.post-117026084748658722</id><published>2007-01-31T17:25:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2007-01-31T17:28:20.190+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Senryu: Anticipation, Part 1</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;I can't believe it:&lt;br /&gt;I'm looking at your picture.&lt;br /&gt;When will you arrive?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24043874-117026084748658722?l=markisevil.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' 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src='http://www.flickr.com/buddyicons/69583547@N00.jpg?1098862318'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24043874.post-116919167524388684</id><published>2007-01-18T18:26:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2007-01-19T08:29:57.036+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Senryu: Great Surprise!</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;Great surprises run&lt;br /&gt;right into your arms and knock&lt;br /&gt;the wind out of you.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;(For S, always)&lt;/em&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24043874-116919167524388684?l=markisevil.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://markisevil.blogspot.com/feeds/116919167524388684/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24043874&amp;postID=116919167524388684' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24043874/posts/default/116919167524388684'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24043874/posts/default/116919167524388684'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://markisevil.blogspot.com/2007/01/senryu-great-surprise.html' title='Senryu: Great Surprise!'/><author><name>Mark</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03696792814999431451</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.flickr.com/buddyicons/69583547@N00.jpg?1098862318'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24043874.post-116851509247080266</id><published>2007-01-11T12:17:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2007-01-11T13:10:00.183+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Free Verse: Simplify</title><content type='html'>Sometimes, you need to simplify&lt;br /&gt;your life and its surroundings.&lt;br /&gt;Dismiss debris, direct disorder,&lt;br /&gt;eschew extraneous efforts.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sometimes, you need to cancel a subscription,&lt;br /&gt;remove a feed, give up an addiction.&lt;br /&gt;Sometimes, you need to examine your choices,&lt;br /&gt;and think about what's really important.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sometimes, you need to say "no"&lt;br /&gt;to your boss, to your friend, to your partner.&lt;br /&gt;Sometimes, you need to take some time&lt;br /&gt;purely for yourself.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sometimes, you might feel drowned&lt;br /&gt;under the weight of all those demands&lt;br /&gt;you've placed upon yourself--&lt;br /&gt;uncalled for.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sometimes, you need to allow yourself&lt;br /&gt;to be selfish--&lt;br /&gt;to put yourself first for once--&lt;br /&gt;your friends will understand that.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sometimes, you need to simplify&lt;br /&gt;your life and its surroundings.&lt;br /&gt;Sometimes, you need to take some time&lt;br /&gt;purely for yourself,&lt;br /&gt;and think about what's really important.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24043874-116851509247080266?l=markisevil.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://markisevil.blogspot.com/feeds/116851509247080266/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24043874&amp;postID=116851509247080266' title='6 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24043874/posts/default/116851509247080266'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24043874/posts/default/116851509247080266'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://markisevil.blogspot.com/2007/01/free-verse-simplify.html' title='Free Verse: Simplify'/><author><name>Mark</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03696792814999431451</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.flickr.com/buddyicons/69583547@N00.jpg?1098862318'/></author><thr:total>6</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24043874.post-116677932325429079</id><published>2006-12-22T10:00:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2006-12-22T13:27:37.223+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Blog: New Year, 2007</title><content type='html'>I've enjoyed writing haiku here. It got me out of a rut, where I wasn't writing anything because I never "finished" anything. I like the form of a haiku (and the other types of poetry that use the same form). Most of all, I like that it's short. It forces me to focus on the core message: &lt;em&gt;what do I really want to say?&lt;/em&gt; Seventeen syllables does not accomodate much digression, I quickly learned, and it is so short, I could actually finish something.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I've actually enjoyed writing haiku so much, my new year's resolution is to write more poetry, and in different forms. I'd love to try my hand at a sonnet, for example.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Inspired by &lt;a href="http://slamidolpodcast.com/v2/contest6.html#StephenFry"&gt;an interview with Stephen Fry about poetry&lt;/a&gt;, where he observes, amongst other things:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;The interesting thing about poetry is that it is concrete. It is about the actual. People think of it as being ethereal. It's quite the reverse.&lt;/blockquote&gt;- which has been my experience. I never even wrote poetry before last month. My first ever poem was the haiku &lt;a href="http://markisevil.blogspot.com/2006/11/haiku-wicked-winter-sun.html"&gt;&lt;em&gt;Wicked Winter Sun&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/a&gt; which, I think, captured a very specific moment in time when the winter started closing in here.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Another fascinating observation (earlier in the interview) about iambic pentameter:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;And often you hear people speaking it in the street, or, I phoned somebody the other week and they said "&lt;em&gt;I haven't time to take your call right now, so leave a message when you hear the tone.&lt;/em&gt;" It's two lines, with perfect iambic pentameter. Exactly. It's the same form that Shakespeare used.&lt;/blockquote&gt;I never really thought about that before. The iambic rhythm is similar to the heart's rhythm. It's a very natural rhythm, I think.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So, that's what I've decided to do for 2007: write more poetry. I'll use &lt;a href="http://www.stephenfry.com/"&gt;Stephen Fry&lt;/a&gt;'s book on that very subject, &lt;a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/009179661X?tag=theadventofmr-21&amp;camp=1406&amp;amp;creative=6394&amp;linkCode=as1&amp;amp;creativeASIN=009179661X&amp;adid=015PSN5JE9BK18FGMSF7&amp;amp;"&gt;&lt;em&gt;The Ode Less Travelled&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/a&gt;, for help, as inspiration, and as a suitable nag to actually &lt;em&gt;write&lt;/em&gt;. I think it will be fun, and I hope you'll give me feedback and criticism (don't be shy; I can take it).&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24043874-116677932325429079?l=markisevil.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://markisevil.blogspot.com/feeds/116677932325429079/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24043874&amp;postID=116677932325429079' title='7 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24043874/posts/default/116677932325429079'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24043874/posts/default/116677932325429079'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://markisevil.blogspot.com/2006/12/blog-new-year-2007.html' title='Blog: New Year, 2007'/><author><name>Mark</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03696792814999431451</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.flickr.com/buddyicons/69583547@N00.jpg?1098862318'/></author><thr:total>7</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24043874.post-116677803591047937</id><published>2006-12-22T09:58:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2006-12-22T10:00:35.920+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Haiku: Christmas Spirit</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;Christmas spirit and&lt;br /&gt;seasonal cheer infuses&lt;br /&gt;my work-weary being&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24043874-116677803591047937?l=markisevil.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://markisevil.blogspot.com/feeds/116677803591047937/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24043874&amp;postID=116677803591047937' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24043874/posts/default/116677803591047937'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24043874/posts/default/116677803591047937'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://markisevil.blogspot.com/2006/12/haiku-christmas-spirit.html' title='Haiku: Christmas Spirit'/><author><name>Mark</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03696792814999431451</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.flickr.com/buddyicons/69583547@N00.jpg?1098862318'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24043874.post-116660371922829195</id><published>2006-12-20T09:33:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2006-12-20T09:35:19.236+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Warning: Santa Claus Redux</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/1928/5/1600/697792/santawarninglabel.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/1928/5/400/77731/santawarninglabel.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24043874-116660371922829195?l=markisevil.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://markisevil.blogspot.com/feeds/116660371922829195/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24043874&amp;postID=116660371922829195' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24043874/posts/default/116660371922829195'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24043874/posts/default/116660371922829195'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://markisevil.blogspot.com/2006/12/warning-santa-claus-redux.html' title='Warning: Santa Claus Redux'/><author><name>Mark</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03696792814999431451</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.flickr.com/buddyicons/69583547@N00.jpg?1098862318'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24043874.post-116644232898287735</id><published>2006-12-18T12:42:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2006-12-18T13:07:58.480+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Blog: Nick</title><content type='html'>&lt;em&gt;If you only read one short story this christmas&lt;/em&gt;... let it be &lt;a href="http://sarahflanigan.wordpress.com/2006/12/16/nick/"&gt;Sarah Flanigan's &lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Nick&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24043874-116644232898287735?l=markisevil.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://markisevil.blogspot.com/feeds/116644232898287735/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24043874&amp;postID=116644232898287735' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24043874/posts/default/116644232898287735'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24043874/posts/default/116644232898287735'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://markisevil.blogspot.com/2006/12/blog-nick.html' title='Blog: Nick'/><author><name>Mark</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03696792814999431451</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.flickr.com/buddyicons/69583547@N00.jpg?1098862318'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24043874.post-116617293789100020</id><published>2006-12-15T09:53:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2006-12-15T10:18:14.780+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Haiku: Gravel</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;The sound of gravel&lt;br /&gt;crunching softly underfoot&lt;br /&gt;reminds me of Dad.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24043874-116617293789100020?l=markisevil.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://markisevil.blogspot.com/feeds/116617293789100020/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24043874&amp;postID=116617293789100020' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24043874/posts/default/116617293789100020'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24043874/posts/default/116617293789100020'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://markisevil.blogspot.com/2006/12/haiku-gravel.html' title='Haiku: Gravel'/><author><name>Mark</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03696792814999431451</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.flickr.com/buddyicons/69583547@N00.jpg?1098862318'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24043874.post-116600062981050044</id><published>2006-12-13T10:02:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2006-12-13T10:09:52.340+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Senryu: Meaning</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;What does christmas mean&lt;br /&gt;to homeless kids in Thailand&lt;br /&gt;even when they're good?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Links&lt;/strong&gt;: &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.redcross.org/"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;American Red Cross&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.redcross.se/"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;Swedish Red Cross&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.redcross.ie/"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;Irish Red Cross&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.redcross.org.uk/"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;British Red Cross&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.icrc.org/"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;International Red Cross&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24043874-116600062981050044?l=markisevil.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' 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src='http://www.flickr.com/buddyicons/69583547@N00.jpg?1098862318'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24043874.post-116595820262398761</id><published>2006-12-12T22:15:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2006-12-12T22:18:54.766+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Senryu: Santa Says</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;Santa says: "Tough luck.&lt;br /&gt;You live in an apartment&lt;br /&gt;and have no chimney."&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24043874-116595820262398761?l=markisevil.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://markisevil.blogspot.com/feeds/116595820262398761/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24043874&amp;postID=116595820262398761' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24043874/posts/default/116595820262398761'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24043874/posts/default/116595820262398761'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://markisevil.blogspot.com/2006/12/senryu-santa-says.html' title='Senryu: Santa Says'/><author><name>Mark</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03696792814999431451</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.flickr.com/buddyicons/69583547@N00.jpg?1098862318'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24043874.post-116595447836990183</id><published>2006-12-12T21:13:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2006-12-12T21:15:31.520+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Haiku: Sleigh Ride</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;Sleigh bells ring; we glide&amp;mdash;&lt;br /&gt;blankets 'cross our knees&amp;mdash;through the&lt;br /&gt;winter wonderland&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24043874-116595447836990183?l=markisevil.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://markisevil.blogspot.com/feeds/116595447836990183/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24043874&amp;postID=116595447836990183' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24043874/posts/default/116595447836990183'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24043874/posts/default/116595447836990183'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://markisevil.blogspot.com/2006/12/haiku-sleigh-ride.html' title='Haiku: Sleigh Ride'/><author><name>Mark</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03696792814999431451</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.flickr.com/buddyicons/69583547@N00.jpg?1098862318'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24043874.post-116595359513955734</id><published>2006-12-12T20:58:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2006-12-12T21:00:21.613+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Senryu: A Wii Elf</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;I'm an elf, myself.&lt;br /&gt;I make your toys. Be naughty&lt;br /&gt;and I'll keep your Wii.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24043874-116595359513955734?l=markisevil.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://markisevil.blogspot.com/feeds/116595359513955734/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24043874&amp;postID=116595359513955734' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24043874/posts/default/116595359513955734'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24043874/posts/default/116595359513955734'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://markisevil.blogspot.com/2006/12/senryu-wii-elf.html' title='Senryu: A Wii Elf'/><author><name>Mark</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03696792814999431451</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.flickr.com/buddyicons/69583547@N00.jpg?1098862318'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24043874.post-116595240237468640</id><published>2006-12-12T20:36:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2006-12-12T20:50:04.756+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Senryu: Rudolph's Revenge</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/1928/5/200/791614/666586_winter_-_xmas_characteres_and_scenes_3.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Rudolph gets revenge&lt;br /&gt;every foggy christmas eve.&lt;br /&gt;They made fun of him.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24043874-116595240237468640?l=markisevil.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://markisevil.blogspot.com/feeds/116595240237468640/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24043874&amp;postID=116595240237468640' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24043874/posts/default/116595240237468640'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24043874/posts/default/116595240237468640'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://markisevil.blogspot.com/2006/12/senryu-rudolphs-revenge.html' title='Senryu: Rudolph&apos;s Revenge'/><author><name>Mark</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03696792814999431451</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.flickr.com/buddyicons/69583547@N00.jpg?1098862318'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24043874.post-116543955964945266</id><published>2006-12-06T22:11:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2006-12-12T15:20:40.776+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Haiku: The Last Leaf Falls</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;The last leaf falls. The&lt;br/&gt;mighty trunk collects its strength&lt;br/&gt;and waits&amp;mdash;waits for spring.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24043874-116543955964945266?l=markisevil.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://markisevil.blogspot.com/feeds/116543955964945266/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24043874&amp;postID=116543955964945266' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24043874/posts/default/116543955964945266'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24043874/posts/default/116543955964945266'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://markisevil.blogspot.com/2006/12/haiku-last-leaf-falls.html' title='Haiku: The Last Leaf Falls'/><author><name>Mark</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03696792814999431451</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.flickr.com/buddyicons/69583547@N00.jpg?1098862318'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24043874.post-116540057334069828</id><published>2006-12-06T11:19:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2006-12-12T15:20:20.546+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Senryu: Feeling Green</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/1928/5/1600/449991/131693_broken_ruler_4.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/1928/5/320/631114/131693_broken_ruler_4.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt; I smile. Inside, I&lt;br /&gt;feel frustration. Make me mad!&lt;br /&gt;I want to Hulk Out! &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24043874-116540057334069828?l=markisevil.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://markisevil.blogspot.com/feeds/116540057334069828/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24043874&amp;postID=116540057334069828' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24043874/posts/default/116540057334069828'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24043874/posts/default/116540057334069828'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://markisevil.blogspot.com/2006/12/senryu-feeling-green.html' title='Senryu: Feeling Green'/><author><name>Mark</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03696792814999431451</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.flickr.com/buddyicons/69583547@N00.jpg?1098862318'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24043874.post-116530734976542863</id><published>2006-12-05T09:25:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2006-12-12T15:20:58.160+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Haiku: Hail</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;Tuesday morning: hail&lt;br /&gt;stones bounce off my window sill,&lt;br /&gt;keeping me awake.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24043874-116530734976542863?l=markisevil.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://markisevil.blogspot.com/feeds/116530734976542863/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24043874&amp;postID=116530734976542863' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24043874/posts/default/116530734976542863'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24043874/posts/default/116530734976542863'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://markisevil.blogspot.com/2006/12/haiku-hail.html' title='Haiku: Hail'/><author><name>Mark</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03696792814999431451</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.flickr.com/buddyicons/69583547@N00.jpg?1098862318'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24043874.post-116411658722039180</id><published>2006-11-21T14:42:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2006-12-12T15:21:14.323+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Haiku: November Wind</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;Sharp November wind&lt;br /&gt;assaults. I innoculate&lt;br /&gt;myself with coffee.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24043874-116411658722039180?l=markisevil.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://markisevil.blogspot.com/feeds/116411658722039180/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24043874&amp;postID=116411658722039180' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24043874/posts/default/116411658722039180'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24043874/posts/default/116411658722039180'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://markisevil.blogspot.com/2006/11/haiku-november-wind.html' title='Haiku: November Wind'/><author><name>Mark</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03696792814999431451</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.flickr.com/buddyicons/69583547@N00.jpg?1098862318'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24043874.post-116409746623486166</id><published>2006-11-20T18:23:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2006-12-12T15:21:34.933+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Haiku: Wicked Winter Sun</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/1928/5/1600/448085/536946_sunrise.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/1928/5/320/473644/536946_sunrise.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;Wicked winter sun&lt;br /&gt;promised mellow warmth, but&lt;br /&gt;yellow rays are cold.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24043874-116409746623486166?l=markisevil.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://markisevil.blogspot.com/feeds/116409746623486166/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24043874&amp;postID=116409746623486166' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24043874/posts/default/116409746623486166'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24043874/posts/default/116409746623486166'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://markisevil.blogspot.com/2006/11/haiku-wicked-winter-sun.html' title='Haiku: Wicked Winter Sun'/><author><name>Mark</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03696792814999431451</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.flickr.com/buddyicons/69583547@N00.jpg?1098862318'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24043874.post-116004432170782010</id><published>2006-10-05T12:28:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2006-12-12T15:22:14.726+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Blog: Pure Fiction</title><content type='html'>Since I don't seem to be getting anything written here, let me refer you to the excellent site &lt;a href="http://sarahflanigan.wordpress.com/"&gt;Sarah Flanigan - Pure Fiction&lt;/a&gt;, a "story-telling corner".&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24043874-116004432170782010?l=markisevil.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://markisevil.blogspot.com/feeds/116004432170782010/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24043874&amp;postID=116004432170782010' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24043874/posts/default/116004432170782010'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24043874/posts/default/116004432170782010'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://markisevil.blogspot.com/2006/10/blog-pure-fiction.html' title='Blog: Pure Fiction'/><author><name>Mark</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03696792814999431451</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.flickr.com/buddyicons/69583547@N00.jpg?1098862318'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24043874.post-115993941451018905</id><published>2006-10-04T07:18:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2006-12-12T15:22:30.343+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Blog: Six-Word Stories</title><content type='html'>(Via &lt;a href="http://37signals.com/svn/archives2/sunspots_the_bubble_dome_edition.php"&gt;37Signals&lt;/a&gt;) &lt;a href="http://www.caterina.net/archive/001008.html"&gt;Caterina&lt;/a&gt; writes:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;Ernest Hemingway was once prodded to compose a complete story in six words. His answer, personally felt to be his best prose ever, was "For sale: baby shoes, never used."&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Deliciously bleak. Nikolaj, in a comment for &lt;a href="http://www.caterina.net/archive/001008.html"&gt;that post&lt;/a&gt;, said:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;Somehow sad ones seemed easier than happy ones&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I have to agree with him. My entry, off the top of my head, is:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;I wonder what this button does.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p align="left"&gt;Update: &lt;a href="http://wired.com/wired/archive/14.11/sixwords.html"&gt;Some more six-word stories at Wired&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24043874-115993941451018905?l=markisevil.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://markisevil.blogspot.com/feeds/115993941451018905/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24043874&amp;postID=115993941451018905' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24043874/posts/default/115993941451018905'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24043874/posts/default/115993941451018905'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://markisevil.blogspot.com/2006/10/blog-six-word-stories.html' title='Blog: Six-Word Stories'/><author><name>Mark</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03696792814999431451</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.flickr.com/buddyicons/69583547@N00.jpg?1098862318'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24043874.post-115615100590320588</id><published>2006-08-21T11:00:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2006-12-12T15:22:49.283+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Blog: What if...?</title><content type='html'>&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1928/5/1600/chickenparallel.0.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1928/5/320/chickenparallel.0.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;From the ever-brilliant &lt;a href="http://www.savagechickens.com/blog/index.html"&gt;Savage Chickens&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24043874-115615100590320588?l=markisevil.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://markisevil.blogspot.com/feeds/115615100590320588/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24043874&amp;postID=115615100590320588' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24043874/posts/default/115615100590320588'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24043874/posts/default/115615100590320588'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://markisevil.blogspot.com/2006/08/blog-what-if.html' title='Blog: What if...?'/><author><name>Mark</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03696792814999431451</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.flickr.com/buddyicons/69583547@N00.jpg?1098862318'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24043874.post-114233062594817620</id><published>2006-03-14T11:01:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2006-03-14T13:52:29.160+01:00</updated><title type='text'>What's in the Box?</title><content type='html'>I had ordered it online, and waited ten to fourteen days. Finally, the slim brown cardboard box arrived, pushed carelessly through the mail slot to fall haphazardly onto the floor. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1928/5/200/312365_cardboard_box_texture.jpg" border="0" alt="The box" /&gt;I inspected the package. There was a small puncture mark on the back, but it looked otherwise intact. I brought it into the kitchen, where the light is better, and placed it on the table. The box was nothing more than a pimped-up envelope, a single piece of cardboard folded and held together by a glued-down flap and a piece of tape at the back. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I took the paring knife from the knife block, but thought again, and swapped it for the fish knife; the flexible blade quickly sliced the tape and broke through the glue, and the cardboard opened out to an irregular cross shape. Lying on the center panel, all new and shiny, was my new blog. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I picked it up, taking it out of its protective plastic sleeve, and cherishing the feel of the cool smooth surface under my touch. I had to try it immediately. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;This one&lt;/em&gt;, I thought, &lt;em&gt;will be full of nonsense&lt;/em&gt;. A cynical voice at the back of my head countered, &lt;em&gt;and how is that different?&lt;/em&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24043874-114233062594817620?l=markisevil.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://markisevil.blogspot.com/feeds/114233062594817620/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24043874&amp;postID=114233062594817620' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24043874/posts/default/114233062594817620'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24043874/posts/default/114233062594817620'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://markisevil.blogspot.com/2006/03/whats-in-box.html' title='What&apos;s in the Box?'/><author><name>Mark</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03696792814999431451</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.flickr.com/buddyicons/69583547@N00.jpg?1098862318'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry></feed>
